I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.
~ not a clue who said this, I found it on Tumblr
Why is this today's quote? because it is Monday and that is all you really need to know.
In other news, people claim it's nice out. I can't vouch for this as I have a windowless office.
However I did manage to get to walk to work. Conditions still aren't "ideal", but they are no longer treacherous. They are however good practice for the muddy parts of The Warrior Dash.