I have a rental car this week. I think it’s haunted.
They gave me the whole “no smoking in the car” speech at the pick-up place. Fair enough, and no problem – I don’t smoke.
But I got in the car next morning and it smelled like stale cigarettes – you remember that smell in Grandpa’s car way back when.
Then, I was on the highway and all of a sudden the car filled with a really strong gardenia-type perfume smell* which dissipated when I opened the window.
This morning it smell faintly like B.O.** and then a few minutes later the car filled with a an aftershave smell***.
So, definitely haunted.
Or did I miss the memo about the new Smell-o-Rama feature being available?
* [cue gagging noises] We hates it precious.
**No! not me! The nerve!
***Quite pleasant actually