Tuesday, August 02, 2011

If it was only this easy.


Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.

The i-Tit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup & speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them....

QED
Problem solved.

Friday, July 29, 2011

Food for Thought

Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities also has the power to make you commit atrocities.
~Voltaire


Something to think about as our politicians and religious leaders spout rhetoric and propaganda

Thursday, July 14, 2011

just cuz...

Looking behind I am filled with gratitude. Looking forward I am filled with vision. Looking upwards I am filled with strength. Looking within I discover peace.
Quero Apache Prayer

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Food for Thought

Put very simply, prayer is when we ask the universe for something, and meditation is when we stop and listen.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Reboot! Reboot!

INSTALLING SPRING...███████████████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ 44% DONE. Install delayed ... please wait. 
Installation failed. Please try again. 
404 error: Season not found. Season "Spring" cannot be located. The season you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable. Please try again.

Monday, April 18, 2011

Wednesday, April 06, 2011

Do yourself a favour and watch this

Caution: Don't try drinking or eating anything while viewing.

May NOT be suitable for small children, bosses, pastors and the like

Thursday, March 24, 2011

It figures...

Fertility Goddess Asherah: Was 'God's Wife' Edited Out of the Bible?

Didn't she "enhance" the plot?
Perhaps she outshone the male protagonist?
More power to the "uppity female"!

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Newest project

The (mostly) Marvellous Memoirs of a Modern Medieval Maven


fret not, I shall still be here...
This is just something new, separate, and focused.

Tuesday, March 08, 2011

International Women's Day



I abhor the term "feminist" - all I want is to be considered an equal and have equity in this Game of Life.

Monday, March 07, 2011

hide and seek

“Ever since happiness heard your name, it has been running through the streets trying to find you.”
~Hafiz of Persia

Saturday, March 05, 2011

Jerk

Canadian PM Harper wants to make all official communications come from the "Harper Government", not the "Government of Canada"???

A rebranding of the 'Harper Government'


He re-branded the Canadian Government by CUTTING CANADA OUT of the name.
Nice, eh?

I think 'Harper Regime' sounds good, don't you?

We already have the Loonie (1$ coin) and the Toonie (2$ coin). Why not a $3 coin called the Harpoonie? it has a nice ring to it, non?

Perhaps there should be Harper statues erected? and some Harper Palaces?

It worked for Saddam Hussein, the Ayatollah, Lenin and even Gadhafi — at least for a time.


I'm sorry but it's the Canadian Government, not the Harper Government!

Silly delusional narcissistic prime minister!

Wednesday, March 02, 2011

Sunday, February 13, 2011

We must learn to reawaken and keep ourselves awake, not by mechanical aids, but by an infinite expectation of the dawn.
~Henry David Thoreau


It's really blustery out there tonight. Any wagers as to whether my power stays on or not? That old willow in the ravine by the main grid link... it's a'swaying.

Thursday, February 03, 2011

Speechless

This is one of the most heartwrenching things I have ever seen.

The Julie Project

Monday, January 17, 2011

Cheers!

Here's to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes...the ones who see things differently...they're not fond of rules...
They push the human race forward, and while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius, because the ones who are crazy enough to... think that they can change the world, are the ones who do.
~Steve Jobs