because that's the gutter into which my mind headed...

I'm out running errands at lunch and listening to the radio. I hear the DJ reading out an ad (like they do)

An invisible allround lubricant!
a non-greasy film allowing everything to slip and slide
won't damage leather, rubber, or fabric...

I am intrigued...in a *nudge nudge wink wink* kinda way

jigaloo - colour me disappointed

Lubri Penetra - equally disappointing.

Open Letter

Dear Naomi Campbell
Millions of people have been killed, raped, tortured, and maimed in a war financed by those ‘dirty little rocks’. Seriously woman you’re not THAT stupid are you?? And yet your pouty, spoilt self had to let the court know you were miffed about being inconvenienced by being forced to testify in a War Crimes Trial. Yeah, cuz you have so many more important things to do, right? Like pose for nude pics? Slap around your assistants? Throw things at people?
Here’s a big can of Shut the fuck up! Drink up.

Sometimes

Sometimes my geekdom intersects with my inner 11 year old
This amused me more than it should have

Stone Age carving may be ancient sex toy